Avast, Me Hearties! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Aye, matey, it's true—today we speak with the soul of sea-farers long past. In fact, Sept. 19, 2012, is the 10th anniversary of International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

The celebration began as a gag between two guys, according to an article on ABC News, that caught on with humor columnist Dave Barry. The Pirate Guys, who go by Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy, have even made a YouTube video tutorial on pirate basics known as the "Five A's."

International Talk Like a Pirate Day is now an internet phenomenon. Facebook users can set their Account Settings for Language to "English (Pirate)."

Here's a quick guide to leaving land lubber's language behind and embracing the swashbuckling brogue of Blackbeard. Terms come from the web site Talk Like a Pirate, which offers lingo, advice, and games for those who enjoy the pirate lifestyle. There are also some (slightly naughty) pickup lines for both scalawags and lady pirates to use while they're out slogging grog.

TALK LIKE A PIRATE

• Ahoy!—How to say hello
• Arrr!—How to say yes, I agree, this is great beer, you're so funny, life is good
• Avast!—How to say stand and give attention, check it out
• Aye!—How to say you're right
• Aye aye!—How to say I'm on it

IMPORTANT NOUNS

• Me beauty—The best way for a scalawag to address a lady
• Bilge rat—The best way for a buccaneer to address his pirate buddies
• Grog—An alcoholic drink usually made with rum, though it's OK to call beer grog

Watch the video, grab a parrot, and start talking like a pirate!