Dear NSA Spy or Spies,
How are you?
I am fine. But you knew that already, didn't you?
I write to you with a request.
As the world and Obama's Administration pretty much know by now, you with the National Security Agency are gathering information on everyone, be it in their e-mails, voice-mails, texts, Google searches, and perhaps those cameras at the busy street corners, malls, gas stations, Targets, and 711s.
I want to thank you for the work you do, for I see that your immense storing capabilities of data can be of help for some of us out here simply wanting to make a living, have a good life, make a positive difference, and - at times - reclaim some lost e-mails.
You see, I happen to have a Yahoo e-mail account. Oh sheesh, like I have to tell you that! But what you may not know is Yahoo's new interface is so incredibly confusing and convoluted that it has many of us losing entire e-mail threads.
This is quite frustrating.
Now I realize our entire country was founded on transparency, freedom, civil liberties, rights of privacy, and not having thug-heads like you around spying on innocent people, forcing us to live on the terms of a controlling force such as yourself ... but still ... you COULD COME IN HANDY!
So, my request: I created an e-mail, oh I don't know, about three days ago. You can do a word search. Subject line was "Stop Reading Other People's E-mails You A-holes." Somehow it was deleted since it was part of a thread that got bunched together with some other communication (Yes, Yahoo strikes again). If you could find that e-mail and then send it to me at whatever account is most accessible for you, I would appreciate it.
Oh and while you are at it, give a good word to my dad. His e-mail is under my "Favorites" and he's one of my Facebook friends.
Appreciate it.
Yours Unfortunately,
Jim E
James Anthony Ellis is a writer and producer who often spouts off about stuff and loves to share his ideas, but only on his terms ... the way it's supposed to be for all. Unless you are part of the NSA, he can mainly be reached at www.LegacyProductions.org.
